Saturday, January 10, 2009

Pregnant Lesbian

As long as I can remember I’ve wanted to get married and make babies. I never planned on being a lesbian, she just happened. Nikki and I met 8 years ago but neither of us had come to terms with the way we felt about each other. It’s not something they prepare you for in Sex Ed. Can you imagine the outraged parents finding out that their teenager learned that sometimes people of the same sex develop undeniable feelings for one another and live happily ever after?

The ‘make babies’ part is a little tricky though. The hard part is figuring out how to create a child without the male reproductive organ. From this very problem a solution was created. Why not get the sperm from the male and put it in yourself? Seems simple enough. . . .Turkey baster? Check! Sperm? Check! Houston we have a go!

Where do you find the sperm? That depends. You can get a can full from a cryo bank In California for $500-$700. Or you could find a donor and write up a contract so that there are no misunderstandings.

That’s what Nikki and I decided would be best. Just so happens we have a good friend that is more than willing for nothing more than the satisfaction of being called uncle by the kid when he/she is old enough. SOLD! Ok so here we go…

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